Aside

No, I haven’t read it yet, only the very mixed reviews. I suspect many of us are green with envy that E.L. James has achieved such financial success with her mummy porn novel.

WAITING FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

It’s a novel called Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fifty shades?

Yes, that’s what they say.

Are there fifty things you can try in bed?

I don’t know yet, but that’s what they’ve said.

I wonder if I’d manage to find the time,

While there’s stuff to put on the washing line,

And the baby to feed,

Plus the homework to check,

And most of the time I feel like a  wreck?

Well, it’s plain that there’s danger

In the domestics of life,

You better play mistress

Instead of dreary old wife.

Roll on your fishnets,

Frolic and play,

While waiting for…

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY?

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