THE QUEEN’S DELIGHTS

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I’ve been thinking again about limericks. That’s because I want to enter The Writers’ Bureau free competition about the Diamond Jubilee. So far I’ve written three new limericks about the Queen, one of which is too rude to write here. Suffice it to say it refers to the Queen as REGINA. These two don’t quite fit the bill but I quite like them anyway.

 

SECRET DELIGHT

The Queen has a secret delight,

She cuddles her corgis at night.

When they’re starting to snore

She screams, ‘Oh what a bore

I wish you could be more polite.’

 

HIGH JINKS

The Queen’s at a rave in the town,

She jiggles and jives up and down.

Joins a row of high kickers,

Then strips to her knickers,

While holding on tight to her crown.

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About rhymebydesign

Mother, grandmother, mainstream poet and short story writer. Started off in life as a teacher, but then moved out of the classroom in to educational administration. Curious about what makes people tick, including my own tickings! I enjoy long walks, thought provoking books, theatre and leading a simple life. I offer a customised poetry writing service for any occasion you might like to mark. Contact me at rhymebydesign@hotmail.com for a quick quote.

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